Let's not beat around the bush — the Alley Cat Lounge is a dive bar. The kind of bar that's cash only, has an all-day, every day $2 beer special (Hamm's, if you're curious), has bathrooms that are covered graffiti and possibly bodily fluids, offers great cheeseburgers and fries, and smells, as one patron put it, like "old beer and sadness". So if you're looking for somewhere to drink, and drink heavily, don't debate — just so. Hell, you might even run in to the High Life Guy.