La Kiva
Set in western Texas miles from civilization — the closest major city is across the border — we're not sure you'd be likely to visit Terlingua unless you were on your way somewhere else, but if you do, you need to stop at La Kiva Restaurant & Bar. This subterranean watering hole sets on 15 acres near a national park, and is very much an attraction in and of itself. In addition to being in a cave, the bar features a giant cast iron pot for a urinal, a "penisaurus" fossil set into the wall of the dining area, a decent selection of tequilas, beer on tap and in bottles, an outdoor patio, two stages, and wood-fired pizzas and pit bbq available to the hungry. Oh, and a small room known as the dungeon, which we assume is a good place to hide should the need arise.
