Leave the limitations of the city behind and rediscover the joys of a simple white trash lifestyle at Hicksville Trailer Palace. Located roughly two hours outside of LA, this artist retreat/motel offers eight on-site trailers, each with its own theme — one even houses a film editing station. Other features include a small heated saltwater pool in the middle of the astroturf courtyard, archery and BB Gun ranges, a bar, and, for the eco-conscious among you, the reassurance that the whole place runs on solar power. Just don't expect to pull up and get a room — you won't get directions until after you've booked.