Sexy zombies not your thing? Perhaps Star Wars is more your speed. The Empire Brings Sexy Back is a new burlesque show loosely based on Episode V, from the writer of Walking Dead send-up Boobs of the Dead. Told from Vader's point of view, the show features "flirtatious furballs, busty muppets," and a drop-dead sexy take on everyone's favorite jet-packed bounty hunter. Runs through December 29.