There's no shortage of hotel options in Puerto Vallarta — but if you're seeking something a little more private, Casa Caleta might be just what you're looking for. This grand ocean-side villa features six bedrooms, each with its own en-suite bathroom, sound system, and climate control. The top-floor Presidential suite also features dual outdoor showers and a two-person jacuzzi, while the second-floor Master offers a jacuzzi and a large private terrace. The main level also offers a living room with fireplace, a gourmet kitchen, a dining room, and a media room, while outside, you'll find an outdoor dining and kitchen area, a bar fridge, a Viking gas grill, a gas/wood-burning fireplace, a heated Infinity pool, and a waterfall hot tub, as well as an interior staircase to secured beach access. And don't worry about upkeep — there's a full staff on board for housekeeping duties, as well as a chef that will prepare breakfast and your choice of lunch or dinner. In other words, it's got all the luxuries of a resort, without all the people.