Think the only hot dog toppings worth eating are relish, sauce, and mustard? Then it's high time you make a visit to The Happy Dog. After penciling in your choice of $5 hot dog — a special recipe made just for the Dog by Blue Ribbon Meats — or veggie sausage, you can choose as many of the 50 available toppings as you can fit, from chorizo chili to apricot-cherry-currant chutney. An equally absurd number of toppings are available for your tater tots and fries. Once you're done eating, relax with one of the over 75 beers or cocktails, and enjoy the live music — or head downstairs to the "Underdog" to catch an off-beat movie, cartoon, or TV show. [Scouted by Keith & John]